So Here I am, finally! after days and days of thinking and debating with myself whether I should go for a blog or nothing, Here I landed!
The good news is, I have a very strong opening to my blog. I know what I just want to say. And, well here comes the bad part! It would be like shouting out loud in a cyber world with absolutely no assurance, that my genesis (and sometimes as you will experience my frustration) would be Heard! But no worries! as long as word press is giving me freedom to write , I WILL WRITE!
Acha tow where was I ? Ah yes, My strong opening word!
TO HELL WITH YOU ALL (Politicians) !!!! From Bush to Zardari. and why am I saying this here?
Because nobody wouldn’t let me say it in the national newspaper in clear plain words. 😀 In case you are wondering who the hell is this person? Male or female, you can find out later. Let’s focus on the main details.
I am a very talented, and Mind you, very multi-talented but a crushed POST GRAD citizen of a banana republic.. And as you will read and grow with me in the coming days, You’ll find out why I said ‘Talented’ and ‘crushed’ at the same time.
If I had started this blog earlier, back in july last year I would have probably given it the title of DEPRESSIONS AND CONFESSIONS OF A POST GRAD CITIZEN but alot of things have changed since then. I have changed since then. Now the depressions are converted into aggressive actions. (and I swear to God, I haven’t murdered anyone or looted a bank like american kids do in movies. In case FBI is monitoring this blog) so now the bottom line is.
I have decided to go with a BAckup plan.
And that is,…….
To lash every politician living on earth. 😀
AndWAIT! don’t panic. No need to even call FBI. (Though I know they must be monitoring this paragraph as well ) Let me explain first!
It is just a dream of mine. 🙂 To personally meet each one of them rascals and give them a good beating on their suited bottom. 🙂 See! no drone attacks involved. Did I say drone attacks ? No! because I am an educated and sane person.
Ah but such a dream! a dream shared with billions all over the world. Until I become the President myself of My beloved and beautiful and tired-of-Zardari-Reign Country (now you know where I live ;))I can’t possible bring revolution to the world and fulfill my dream of starting ‘Let’s start lashing Bush and more George Bushes to come club’.
So the blog is the only possible way of letting the world know Why I say What I feel and why I feel what I say.
So the brand new title is, though I almost pyook every time I say it’s frist word, I must continue with it.
“ZARDARI, USA, and other Disasters in my Fabulous Life’
INSIGHTS OF A POST GRAD CITIZEN !!!
Being a citizen of Pakistan is really no pain. Honestly, but what pains and puts strain on the delicate shoulders of its citizens is Mr. Zardari a.k.a Tarkari and Politicians just like him.
Now before I started the blog I was asking myself questions like, what’s there that I kan write to the world about my country about my people and not have them repelled. Cause you see, being a Pakistani ultimately gives you this super fantastic spot of attention upon which every eye of the world is ogling. BBC, CNN, FOX NEWS, ALJAZEERAH and blah blah blah. Every major news channel just ripping you apart the moment something happens in my land. but you know, every coin has two sides. Every picture has two sides. Every human have two sides. Just like the universe. Remember, Parallel universe exists ? So why only ogle at one picture?
There’s so much more to it. So much more. And I may not be the centre of every blogger’s attention at this platform, this wordpress! yes! This much I kan tell. This wordpress will surely remember me as a blogger who blogged for not only its people but for the world–for them to know –and become better in judgement!